Day 47: Extra, Extra!

I'm going to mix things up a little today, and give y'all a little look behind the scenes. In place of a normal post, I'm going to post a few pictures that I was planning on using in previous posts but didn't make it. I will also be giving the pictures context by completing the story around them. Fair warning this post has basically nothing to do with Taylor Swift, but if you can figure out where each of these pictures was originally going to go then I'll mail you a Hot Pocket.

This first picture is of the inner workings of my soul. I may put up my best self while writing this blog, but on the inside I'm just a teenager peeling a hard boiled egg. The egg symbolizes my innocence, and by peeling it back I grow from a young seedling to a fully realized human person. I wave to the audience to let them know I see them, but also that they see me. We see each other, and together know the true existential horror that is peeling a hard boiled egg. Next.

Foolish humans, we all think we can cheat death. But inevitably we all end up in the afterlife and this picture is only to show the outrage we all feel upon meeting Satan. Why, cruel world, did this have to be how it ended? Why did I dedicate so much time to a blog about something so stupid? What even is the best Taylor Swift album? Some questions will go unanswered for eternity. Or until I run out of ideas.

There's nothing to say here. This GIF is just scary and that's the end of that. I'm sorry to include a jumpscare like that at the end of my post, but the truth is that you deserved it. I'll only admit otherwise if you can prove that you're able to dance even half that well. I'll be waiting.

See you tomorrow,

-C